some bitch: "omg you wore that shirt the other day
"
me: "yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine"
me: "yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine"
My Mom: "What's the matter with you, you're always on your computer!
"
Me: "I watch TV sometimes "
Me: "And read "
Me: "And talk to my friends "
Me: " "
My Mom: " "
Me: "On my computer"
Me: "I watch TV sometimes "
Me: "And read "
Me: "And talk to my friends "
Me: " "
My Mom: " "
Me: "On my computer"
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(via potato-tots)
Maybe Moriarty was trying to write ‘I <3 U’ on the apple but he messed up and was too embarrassed to ask for another one
so he killed sherlock instead
(Source: lissaraptor, via potato-tots)


